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Two idiots heard about a contest being offered to anyone filling up the tank. They were not really sure if it was true but decided to drive the distance to the remote gas station for a fill-up. Once they were there they walked inside to inquire about the contest. One of the idiots asked the attendant how to enter the contest. The attendant explained "Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess it right you win Free SEX." So the idiot filled up the tank and asked to play the contest. "I'm thinking of number 7." "Sorry I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant. The next week, the two returned to the same gas station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the idiot asked the attendant if the contest was still going on. "Sure," replied the attendant. "Ok then I'm thinking of number 2." said the idiot. "Sorry," replied the attendant, "I was thinking of number 3," but please come back soon and try again." As the two idiots were walking back to the car, one idiot said to the other, "You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."
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