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One night an 87 yr old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92 yr old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor assisted living apartment...killing him instantly. Brought before the court on charge of murder, the judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense. She began saying slowly with a smudge grin, "Yes I have your honor, I figured that if at 92 he could have sex...surely, he could fly!"
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